Long time, no post...

We all know that VVS' popularity has come down a bit (quite a bit actually or rather were we popular at all ??? ). Yesterday, I sat down for a few minutes and "reflected" on the subject of "VVS and its complete downfall. " After a careful analysis of the many points (two actually) I had jotted down, I came upon this flabbergastingly harsh yet very sensible conclusion : Articles are being written only by Rajkumar and Sibi.


Rajkumar had written very a few articles and it would have been very good if Rajkumar had continued writing for as people said,"He was getting increasingly humourous and witty." But alas, he got distracted and started studying. After his sprint in academics, he finally decided to search for who he really was. A quest for the truth and as we have heard many great people say, "This and all (beep) should come from within." (beep isn't a curse).

He thinks he has found it out. He is a versatile human being; fit for anything and everything. You name it and he is one. His latest interests are writing scripts for movies. When I say writing scripts I mean it - the whole damn film. Starting from how to present the title to how to end with the credits. The best part being he even writes the lyrics of the songs and sings it himself set to a tune often composed by himself. It has to be mentioned here that he is trying to rope in legendary singers like Easwar to enhance his script a bit more.

Another amazing thing about his scripts are that he comes up with the punch dialogues even before the story is actually completed.

Examplia gratia,

(to be read with expressions)
Raji : Dei.. namma kathayoda climax la , action hero appadiye villaina saavadichittu nadanthu varaandaa .. appo namma screen la bold aa oru punch dialogue podrom !!!
Sibi : Climax munnadi ennada nadanthuchu...
Raji : Yaarukku theriyum, athulaam apparama decide pannikalaam !

He was trying to cast Pitt in his latest action thriller film "Aayiram Kanavugal" (name was changed from "Dreams Unlimited" because R.Aravind said naming films in English is more
costly) but unfortunately Pitt had already given his consent to some rubbish local Hollywood film called Kickass. So, Raji had to be contended with Bloom.

During his free time which includes time during school hours (I repeat - time DURING the school hours), evening 6-9 PM and all the other times when he isn't studying, he is intent to complete a minimum of 100 scripts before half yearly. Our sincere request to him is that he publish his scripts online for the welfare of his films and for the welfare of this blog. It is also our request that you watch his films only in theatres. It will be available in all your nearby cinema halls. Don't go to Satyam : It is usually crowded during his film release.

So what is all this about Raji instead of VVS ? Basically, the time one spends at VVS has become equal to the time VVS actually spends in the crease. So, if scripts are available on the net, we could as well enjoy and spend time reading it.





akshay is gay

Proof(because akshay said I didnt have any):

Goal of the week 2

Well this week's goal of the week is a straight forward affair.Rain played spoilsport and we could play only 1 match this week and it was settled 2-0 in favour of TEAM B with both goals being scored by Sibi.Hence there won't be a poll for goal of the week this time around .Here is a description of the best goal of the week.

Sibi's 1st goal
The amazing thing about this goal is the fact that Sibi was doing goalkeeping a moment before he scored this goal.After saving the penality he rolls the ball and then before the opponents knew Sibi runs the length of the field with ball(ofcourse with help from his teammates and opponent defenders).He hoodwinks past the defenders and is on a one on one with the goalkeeper(R.Aravind).As Aravind rushes forward Sibi coolly slides the ball past him and into the goal.
FINALLY THE BEST PLAYER IN THE CLASS SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before<< and After>>

I am not going to write a intro for what I am about to post as its pretty self explanatory, here are a pair of photo's taken during the school hours the time/date/subject of which cannot be mentioned due to the sensitivity of the subject. Anyway here ya go:

BEFORE:
I was awesome.
AFTER:
I am still awesome.


A picture that is worth a thousand words :)

The Funnier Side Up

We all know how creative our teachers can be. Especially when it comes to funny one liners, it becomes a Sisyphean task trying to match their expertise. Their spontaneous reaction to situations often leaves us, the students, thinking why they didn't become stand up comedians in the first place ! Sometimes the "well try" does become a bit too obvious but leave them alone ; let us just be oblivious about them. :P :P :P (vidraa vidraa)


During the Sports day practice session, for example, we were asked to assemble in the Main Ground for the march past practice. Naturally, everyone seemed tired after hearing the word practice and none seemed to move. Chemistry Ma'm, present there, quipped, after her characteristic rendition of the sustained note," All of youuuuu .... Go to the Football ground... Else, you will all be Footballed to the ground !!!"

Recently there was this remark about one of our class's well known bards (bard = poet and nothing else please). Well, basically they write poems and anyone else trying to imitate them may easily do so after reading the free online short self tutorial on writing nonsensical poetry which sounds really nice ;) . So the student doesn't cover his/her maths notebook and Maths sir offers him/her a "C" grade. The student retorts.
Sir replies," Aama. You have not covered your notebook. I had already written a comment there no ! Ithukulam (shakes head twice) "C" grade only. Ithunaala you are DEGRADING yourself !"

One of the conversations between our English Ma'm and Sriram sounded very good. Apparently, Ma'm had got irritated after correcting the first paper (first few papers actually) of an English test we had written. She comes in and says, " HORRIBLE ! I started correcting your papers and you are all getting very poor marks. I am awarding all twos and threes our of ten !"
Sriram (pretty confident that he had written the exam well) tries to explain to her the difficulties in writing the exam," Ma'm " (moves hands in the air in a random pattern) "actually, the other students didn't have time. Correct all the papers Ma'm. Only the first might have been like that." (he was sure he had written well)
Ma'm : "Is it ? (With her steely gaze right into Sriram's eyes) I had awarded the 3 marks for your paper only."
Sriram : (stops the motion of his hands)

Even the newly recruited teachers are no less. Take our Football coach for example.
We were exhausted completely after kicking the ball for half an hour. He asked us to stand in a line. He then asked us all to be present everyday for the football practice after school. We were supposed to compete in the regional level football tournament. But being in XII, father politely informed me after the meeting of my scalp with his clenched fist that he wouldn't send me to any tournament outside Chennai. But, I was all interested for this tournament.

(1:30 AM - sweaty faces - drenched shirts - soar throat - dry lips - unfortunate loss - basically, not ready for anything stupid)
Coach : Practice daily varanum. Miss pannakoodaathu. Etaachu reason irunthaa sollu.
Sibi : ( looking all eager) intha football regionals enga nadakkum sir?
Coach : Groundla thaan !!! (should go in as one of the most memorable quotes in history)



Best Goals Of The Week

You can vote for the best goal of the week in the opinion poll it is open till Monday.Here is the description of those goals which made it to the list.

EASWAR'S MAICON GOAL
The guy had been wanting to get on the scorers sheet from the moment we started the golden boot page and he finally did on wednesday and how.With the team down 3-2 and in desperate need of a goal , C M Prashanth feeds Easwar right in front of the goal but no one is around to recieve his cross.So he shoots from the acutest of angles and IT IS A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHANDRA'S LOB GOAL(similar to klose's goal against ENGLAND)
The scores were level at 1-1 with every possibility of a draw, the goalkeeper's shot sail's over the half line towards the opponents goal.Chandra receives the ball and surges ahead towards the opponents goal with 2 defenders chasing him.The goalkeeper comes forward and guess what chandra lobs the ball over the goalkeeper(who would have expected it of him) and CHANDRA SCORES.

SUNDERS TEVEZ GOAL
The team was trailing 1-0 and in desperate need of a goal.The ball comes in the d and the defenders are trying desperately to clear the ball and the ball miracarously lands under sunder's feet well outside the d and no one expected what came next.Sunder takes one look at the goal and shoots.The ball soars past the defenders and into the goal.SCORES ARE 1-1 AGAIN.

MY GOAL

Well if i describe my Villa goal it may sound like bragging so for now let us say it was one of the most amazing goals scored ever.

Time for a makeover?



Yes, so I was asked today by a few faithfuls of this blog if it was possible to change the rather drab theme that this blog has at the moment and I think it would be a great idea to do so. So take your time to check the templates available >>Here<< and pick one you like.
All you may have different opinions on what would be best and therefore the chosen theme's would be put to a vote and the one with the highest vote's would be used(hopefully).

Yours faithfully,
toiletpaper

p.s - my blogging skills = -nil-, so keep the criticism to yourself >:(

A comedy of errors !

We will have to accept that our English periods are one of the "lightest" and "happiest" periods, just because of the fact that it is the only period where the teacher does not reprimand us for talking. The recent class on poster making proved just that. There were all kinds of verses being thrown into the air when the teacher asked us,"Come on beta ! Tell me what are the essential features of a poster for the inauguration of a new gymnasium !"

A nice boy sitting right behind me shouted, "The photo of Arnold Shweinsteiger ! . " Right ! Who is going to take pains pronouncing the Austrian name - Shwarzeneggar when the German pronunciation of Shweinsteiger seems much easier. Still, that would really be a nice idea - the football fever intermixed with the craze for becoming a pro body builder !

A lots of other routine things were answered - Name of the gym, when is the gym going to be inaugurated, locality and the like. People get all excited by this time and all one could hear were random textbook answers for the question. Suddenly out of nowhere is this booming cacophonous harsh voice of someone which when reduced to frequency range of human hearing sounded - "MA'M !!! OFFER GIVENS !!! OFFER GIVENS !!!". Sriram (after mourning and observing silence for a few seconds) rightly remarked,"Dei, namma classukku veleela oru signboard podalam. " He drew it for me. It had a tombstone with the words - "ENGLISH - RIP". Seriously, everyone does make mistakes but it is so much fun to learn out of them instead of just rebuking at the person who laughs at you. I for one, pronounced bureaucrats as bu-ree-aa-oo-crats but that was just the first time.

Basically, these classes are fun. We ended with this slogan writing section for the posters. One of the topics was AIDS and I kept thinking what would happen if people start following the Accenture Tagline in their day-to-day life - disastrous !
I knew this one on water conservation - "Save Water ! Shower with your girlfriend !"
But, considering the censor board standing right in front of me I was forced to keep mum.

If you have slogans which seem funny to you, do post them.

LOCK and LOAD !


After much consideration from a variety of people right from those who get hit everyday by Mathematics teachers to those few geeks who take pride in completing exercises even before that topic has begun in class, we the members of "Varuthapadatha Valibar Sangam" { for those of you few Hindi people who don't know what it means please ask Kaipulla [ for those of you who don't know Kaipulla, please close your computer and go watch any of the Tamizh(it is Tamizh and not Tamil) channels.] } started this utterly beautiful blog and are very happy to greet you to this blog.

Each member has got authorship which in turn means you could write anything in this blog. Please don't use offensive language (I just put that one to make this blog look a bit more formal).

You could write on any topic so long as it is funny, stupid or nerdish. Needless to say people invited to this blog are only of those kind and hence, it shouldn't be much of a problem !

Try to write in proper English as far as possible. Use full words. "nything lyk tis" is not permitted ! This is to improve our English.

That is about it. You may now sod off ! Start off, sorry....