Duh !!

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Revival !

" varutha padatha da! namma hero nammakkaka ethuchu paniva! "  (refer comment in chatango by anon 7377 dated Jun 9)

Touching ! Jarred every sinew of mine ! A sudden jerk, a kick and it all begins again ?!?! An idea can surely change your life but a sentence like that one can really change y(our) blog ! Such grit and unwavering faith in such a simple sentence, it surely brings into anyone that spirit so very essential to run an utterly dumb and useless blog.

The only doubt about that sentence which "might" strike any normal speaker of the language would be, "What the hell is that supposed to mean ??" . Being a normal speaker of the language , it struck me too.

" Varuthu padatha da ! " - so far clear.
 "namma hero" - Someone. Doesn't matter who. Maybe Rajinikanth.
" Namakkaka " - for us. for our sake.

The last two words bowled me over. I am guessing it is some new form of the language I don't understand or it is a combination of maybe Tamizh, Italian and Mandarian. Well, I might be wrong about guessing the Mandarian part though. It might be Cantonese.

"Ethuchu Paniva" - ??? Don't read it quickly. Try reading it a bit slower keeping the best Mandarian or Italian accent you presently have in your mind and it turns out to be some phrase from some beautiful poem whose name too must sound like these words.

Whatever it is, it sounds nice and I might use the phrase in all future posts ( LOL ). Till then, the composer of that short musical whose lyrics include "Ethuchu Paniva", is requested to tell us the meaning. He may remain anon if he wises to.


Long time, no post...

We all know that VVS' popularity has come down a bit (quite a bit actually or rather were we popular at all ??? ). Yesterday, I sat down for a few minutes and "reflected" on the subject of "VVS and its complete downfall. " After a careful analysis of the many points (two actually) I had jotted down, I came upon this flabbergastingly harsh yet very sensible conclusion : Articles are being written only by Rajkumar and Sibi.


Rajkumar had written very a few articles and it would have been very good if Rajkumar had continued writing for as people said,"He was getting increasingly humourous and witty." But alas, he got distracted and started studying. After his sprint in academics, he finally decided to search for who he really was. A quest for the truth and as we have heard many great people say, "This and all (beep) should come from within." (beep isn't a curse).

He thinks he has found it out. He is a versatile human being; fit for anything and everything. You name it and he is one. His latest interests are writing scripts for movies. When I say writing scripts I mean it - the whole damn film. Starting from how to present the title to how to end with the credits. The best part being he even writes the lyrics of the songs and sings it himself set to a tune often composed by himself. It has to be mentioned here that he is trying to rope in legendary singers like Easwar to enhance his script a bit more.

Another amazing thing about his scripts are that he comes up with the punch dialogues even before the story is actually completed.

Examplia gratia,

(to be read with expressions)
Raji : Dei.. namma kathayoda climax la , action hero appadiye villaina saavadichittu nadanthu varaandaa .. appo namma screen la bold aa oru punch dialogue podrom !!!
Sibi : Climax munnadi ennada nadanthuchu...
Raji : Yaarukku theriyum, athulaam apparama decide pannikalaam !

He was trying to cast Pitt in his latest action thriller film "Aayiram Kanavugal" (name was changed from "Dreams Unlimited" because R.Aravind said naming films in English is more
costly) but unfortunately Pitt had already given his consent to some rubbish local Hollywood film called Kickass. So, Raji had to be contended with Bloom.

During his free time which includes time during school hours (I repeat - time DURING the school hours), evening 6-9 PM and all the other times when he isn't studying, he is intent to complete a minimum of 100 scripts before half yearly. Our sincere request to him is that he publish his scripts online for the welfare of his films and for the welfare of this blog. It is also our request that you watch his films only in theatres. It will be available in all your nearby cinema halls. Don't go to Satyam : It is usually crowded during his film release.

So what is all this about Raji instead of VVS ? Basically, the time one spends at VVS has become equal to the time VVS actually spends in the crease. So, if scripts are available on the net, we could as well enjoy and spend time reading it.





akshay is gay

Proof(because akshay said I didnt have any):

Goal of the week 2

Well this week's goal of the week is a straight forward affair.Rain played spoilsport and we could play only 1 match this week and it was settled 2-0 in favour of TEAM B with both goals being scored by Sibi.Hence there won't be a poll for goal of the week this time around .Here is a description of the best goal of the week.

Sibi's 1st goal
The amazing thing about this goal is the fact that Sibi was doing goalkeeping a moment before he scored this goal.After saving the penality he rolls the ball and then before the opponents knew Sibi runs the length of the field with ball(ofcourse with help from his teammates and opponent defenders).He hoodwinks past the defenders and is on a one on one with the goalkeeper(R.Aravind).As Aravind rushes forward Sibi coolly slides the ball past him and into the goal.
FINALLY THE BEST PLAYER IN THE CLASS SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before<< and After>>

I am not going to write a intro for what I am about to post as its pretty self explanatory, here are a pair of photo's taken during the school hours the time/date/subject of which cannot be mentioned due to the sensitivity of the subject. Anyway here ya go:

BEFORE:
I was awesome.
AFTER:
I am still awesome.


A picture that is worth a thousand words :)

The Funnier Side Up

We all know how creative our teachers can be. Especially when it comes to funny one liners, it becomes a Sisyphean task trying to match their expertise. Their spontaneous reaction to situations often leaves us, the students, thinking why they didn't become stand up comedians in the first place ! Sometimes the "well try" does become a bit too obvious but leave them alone ; let us just be oblivious about them. :P :P :P (vidraa vidraa)


During the Sports day practice session, for example, we were asked to assemble in the Main Ground for the march past practice. Naturally, everyone seemed tired after hearing the word practice and none seemed to move. Chemistry Ma'm, present there, quipped, after her characteristic rendition of the sustained note," All of youuuuu .... Go to the Football ground... Else, you will all be Footballed to the ground !!!"

Recently there was this remark about one of our class's well known bards (bard = poet and nothing else please). Well, basically they write poems and anyone else trying to imitate them may easily do so after reading the free online short self tutorial on writing nonsensical poetry which sounds really nice ;) . So the student doesn't cover his/her maths notebook and Maths sir offers him/her a "C" grade. The student retorts.
Sir replies," Aama. You have not covered your notebook. I had already written a comment there no ! Ithukulam (shakes head twice) "C" grade only. Ithunaala you are DEGRADING yourself !"

One of the conversations between our English Ma'm and Sriram sounded very good. Apparently, Ma'm had got irritated after correcting the first paper (first few papers actually) of an English test we had written. She comes in and says, " HORRIBLE ! I started correcting your papers and you are all getting very poor marks. I am awarding all twos and threes our of ten !"
Sriram (pretty confident that he had written the exam well) tries to explain to her the difficulties in writing the exam," Ma'm " (moves hands in the air in a random pattern) "actually, the other students didn't have time. Correct all the papers Ma'm. Only the first might have been like that." (he was sure he had written well)
Ma'm : "Is it ? (With her steely gaze right into Sriram's eyes) I had awarded the 3 marks for your paper only."
Sriram : (stops the motion of his hands)

Even the newly recruited teachers are no less. Take our Football coach for example.
We were exhausted completely after kicking the ball for half an hour. He asked us to stand in a line. He then asked us all to be present everyday for the football practice after school. We were supposed to compete in the regional level football tournament. But being in XII, father politely informed me after the meeting of my scalp with his clenched fist that he wouldn't send me to any tournament outside Chennai. But, I was all interested for this tournament.

(1:30 AM - sweaty faces - drenched shirts - soar throat - dry lips - unfortunate loss - basically, not ready for anything stupid)
Coach : Practice daily varanum. Miss pannakoodaathu. Etaachu reason irunthaa sollu.
Sibi : ( looking all eager) intha football regionals enga nadakkum sir?
Coach : Groundla thaan !!! (should go in as one of the most memorable quotes in history)